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Zaid Hamid responds angrily to Shoaib Malik-Sania Mirza wedding news!

Posted by zaidonists on March 30, 2010


During a recent “Wakeup Pakistan” event in Chiniot, Zaid Hamid criticised Pakistani cricketer Shoaib Malik for choosing Indian tennis star Sania Mirza as his wife:

“Yakeen kijiyay, Shoaib Malik nay kaum kai saath zulm kia hai! Tamam Hindustani ‘paleed’ hein aur inn sai shaadi jayiz nahi!”

A confused youngster in the crowd questioned: “But dear Sir Zaid, Sania is a muslim, how can she be paleed?”

ZH then explained his theory on Hindus and Hindustanis in detail:

“Baita, you are too small, you don’t understand, let me explain it to you. If you’re a Hindu Hindustani, you’re a Hindu first then a Hindustani, and if you’re Non-hindu Hindustani, you’re still a Hindu first and then a Hindustani, in short everyone from HINDUstan is a HINDU, similarly like everyone from Afghanistan is Afghan. Hindus are ‘paleed’ and inferior to us. Yakeen kijiyay we’ll conquer Delhi soon and they’ll all eat from our feet!”

Loud chants and cheers of joy were heard inside the hall as ZH finished speaking.

Editor’s Note: This article posted in the ‘Satire’ section is a work of fiction and a comical take on ZH.

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5 Responses to “Zaid Hamid responds angrily to Shoaib Malik-Sania Mirza wedding news!”

  1. khan said

    hahah… good joke!

    kazzab associate will never get it..

  2. adnan said

    lolz

  3. Yaser said

    Agree with all above…..
    I don;t get a thing about Zaid kazzab that khud k past pta hai kia hai aur phir b dosron pe tanqeed krta hai wt a big loser…..
    MAY ALLAH help the exposition team to bring down tis lier n two faced hypocrite

  4. a2zTruth said

    Zaid does not seem to know even the history of creation of Pakistan.
    His explanation of Muslims in India is pathetic – Poor show really and stupid are his followers.

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