Zaid Hamid responds angrily to Shoaib Malik-Sania Mirza wedding news!
Posted by zaidonists on March 30, 2010
“Yakeen kijiyay, Shoaib Malik nay kaum kai saath zulm kia hai! Tamam Hindustani ‘paleed’ hein aur inn sai shaadi jayiz nahi!”
A confused youngster in the crowd questioned: “But dear Sir Zaid, Sania is a muslim, how can she be paleed?”
ZH then explained his theory on Hindus and Hindustanis in detail:
“Baita, you are too small, you don’t understand, let me explain it to you. If you’re a Hindu Hindustani, you’re a Hindu first then a Hindustani, and if you’re Non-hindu Hindustani, you’re still a Hindu first and then a Hindustani, in short everyone from HINDUstan is a HINDU, similarly like everyone from Afghanistan is Afghan. Hindus are ‘paleed’ and inferior to us. Yakeen kijiyay we’ll conquer Delhi soon and they’ll all eat from our feet!”
Loud chants and cheers of joy were heard inside the hall as ZH finished speaking.
Editor’s Note: This article posted in the ‘Satire’ section is a work of fiction and a comical take on ZH.